The Hoard Gazette

On the note of nipples...

Here's a live demonstration of how the nipplets (bodyperks) look like.


And here's a commercial about nipples. Hilarious!

Labels: fashion police, trivia

If you haven't already come to know of the Hollywood craze (outrageous as usual, waddya expect!?) you should know about this - fake nipples, tits.. call it what you want.



Also known as pokies, bodyperks or nipplets, these are silicone based nipple paste-ons that give an instant perky nipple. Here's a summary by Body Perks, an online retailer:

What are bodyperks?
They are lightweight, natural colored, silicone nipples that you insert into your bra and place directly on your own nipple. You can create your own look and wear them with tight t-shirts, sexy halters, dresses, twin sets, swimsuits and more. One size fits all as bodyperks were crafted to produce just the right amount of perkiness, regardless of breast size or shape. They will enhance the beauty of your breasts with the illusion of natural, erect nipples.


Pictures
Here's the best part. Some pictures of attention crazy Hollywood celebrities I've found online that have become "spokeswomen" of this biological weapon.



Above: Jessica Alba, Elizabeth Hurley, Jessica Biel (1st picture top-most)

List of celebs also include Lindsay Lohan (not surprising) and David Hasselhoff! YES!

Now, would YOU wear it?
Please vote! I'll release the results in time =)




From my point of view (a guy):

• Guys like nipples - it's a scientific fact that men's pupils enlarge on visual excitement of the female form. Biology...
• Women like nipples. Just ask which lady wouldn't stare/admire other's assets?
• There's something sexy about natural (ironically)

Retails for 19.90usd at body perks online.

For more controversial fashion topics and stunning trends, please view the fashion police label.
Topics include, exhibitionist jeans, breast scarves, and show-off skirts. Pique your interest?

Labels: fashion police, trivia

Happened to come by Gary Harvey's website...

And I'm really loving the styling and look for London Fashion Week.
It's in Flash format (I'm lazy to show some pics), so go see for youself.

Gary Harvey Creative


He headed Levis creative direction from 2000-2005 (I like the direction then)

Labels: style tips, trivia

Yet another infamous creation by Maison Martin Margiela.

Ski Glove Jacket

And like their creations, the team of designers under Margiela's wing remain anonymous.... and creative. Guess that's how they get away with these works.

Really love this one.
Reminds me of the uniforms donned in the game Counterstrike. Albeit in a haute version now.

Labels: trivia

I can't help but start a post on this, after coming by such wicked brilliant creations.

Artisanal collections, so Maison Martin Margiela calls them.

Here's the Elastic Jacket.
As the name says, it's entirely made up of elastic bands. Yes...

Brilliant. They even made it look somewhat a futuristic, with sharp shoulder edgings. The weaving pattern reminds you somewhat of Bottega Venetta leather weave doesn't it?




If you haven't checked out the infamous House of Martin Margiela's website you truly should.

Don't be shocked by the out-of-this-world presentation method!

Labels: designers, fashion, fashion police, trivia

I've been having this urge to start a thread about famous props (for the matter, jewelry) in famous movies.

First thing that comes to mind, seems to be 90s tear-jerker classic Titanic's Heart of the Ocean necklace.

Above: Not the original but a decent inspired version.

Supposedly sunken into the depths of the ocean and unattainable, it has resurfaced in proliferate variations and numbers to suit the lusts of we people, who seek the unattainable.


History
The necklace was fashioned from a large blue diamond worn by Louis XVI. Shortly after his execution in 1793, the diamond disappeared and was believed to have been made into the Heart of the Ocean.

Source of the original Replica
Some online sources quote that original first replicas (paradox?) were sold as limited editions by J Peterman, which was of course sold out in by nature of its affordability.

Wikipedia
Jewelers Asprey & Garrard were inspired to make a real Heart of the Ocean diamond necklace. The result - 170 carat (34 g) heart shaped sapphire with 65 diamonds, totalling 30 carats (6 g). Celine Dion wore it at the 1998 Academy Awards ceremony as she sang Titanic's theme song "My Heart Will Go On"


Guide on Buying
A search on Ebay saw many replicas (as usual) including some variations of J Peterman's which does no credit at all to the certificates of authenticity. But if you aren't picky on a cliched novelty gift, maybe that will suffice.


But do not deviate too far from the original:

• Original pendant was about 1 3/4 inches in length
• Huge blue diamond and numerous smaller clear diamonds surrounding (good replacements - crystals, semi-precious stones or even better, sapphire will be best as replacements)
• Length of necklace - pendant should dangle on upper chest. Short of the bosom.
  

That said, enjoy your quest for a fine replica! (paradox again)

Labels: fashion, jewelry, trivia

According to product tests results, October 11 2007 by the Campaign for Safe Cosmetics:

More than half of 33 brand‐name lipsticks (61%) contained detectable levels of lead

Among the top brands testing positive for lead were:
• L’Oreal Colour Riche “True Red” – 0.65 ppm
• L’Oreal Colour Riche “Classic Wine” – 0.58 ppm
• Cover Girl Incredifull Lipcolor “Maximum Red” – 0.56 ppm
• Christian Dior Addict “Positive Red” – 0.21 ppm




Health Hazards
Exposure to lead can cause:
Learning, language and behavioral problems- lowered IQ, impulsiveness, reduced school performance, increased aggression, seizures and brain damage, anemia, and, after long exposure, damage to the kidneys.

miscarriage, reduced fertility in both men and women, hormonal changes, menstrual irregularities and delays in the onset of puberty in girls.

Pregnant women and young children exposed to lead are particularly vulnerable. Lead easily crosses the placenta and enters the fetal brain, where it interferes with normal development.


A quick list of lipsticks with grossly high amounts of lead:

Lipsticks with lead levels higher than 0.1 ppm
Maybelline NY Moisture Extreme Scarlet Simmer 0.11 LʹOreal CT 08/27/07
Cover Girl Incredifull Lipcolor Maximum Red 0.12 P & G CA 08/23/07
Peacekeeper Paint Me Compassionate 0.12 Peacekeeper MA 08/27/07
Maybelline NY Moisture Extreme Midnight Red 0.18 LʹOreal MN 08/26/07
Maybelline NY Moisture Extreme Cocoa Plum 0.19 LʹOreal CA 08/23/07
Dior Addict Positive Red 0.21 LVMH CA 08/23/07
Cover Girl Continuous Color Cherry Brandy 0.28 P & G CA 08/23/07
LʹOreal Colour Riche True Red 0.50 LʹOreal MN 08/26/07
Cover Girl Incredifull Lipcolor Maximum Red 0.56 P & G MN 08/26/07
LʹOreal Colour Riche Classic Wine 0.58 LʹOreal CT 08/27/07
LʹOreal Colour Riche True Red 0.65 LʹOreal CA 08/23/07


For a copy of more extensive products and information of toxic lipsticks, view this report by: Safe Cosmetics http://www.safecosmetics.org/document.cfm?documentID=107

Usatoday Online

Labels: beauty and makeup, style tips, trivia

Have you ever wondered, what happened to the stuff that you consumed and disposed?
Trust the textbooks? No.

Had been wondering to what extent is waste disposal and rate of extraction of materials for production. The answers to these are never really shown, or most likely the powers be it will never want you to know.

Valentine's over. Time to wake up. Love won't wait, but in the case of a dying Earth, ecology and resources, life won't wait.

Watch this story. You'll be surprised and thankful for their apt and concise summary of things you need to know as an Earthling. And especially since we're all victims of a certain cycle, called consumption.



The story of stuff http://www.storyofstuff.com/
Indefinite Consumption - The Definite Route to Destruction



Wonder if your cosmetics consist of non-stated toxics? Check http://www.cosmeticsdatabase.com/
10 basic steps to help http://www.storyofstuff.com/anotherway.html Keep abreast of issues (blog) http://www.storyofstuff.com/blog/

Labels: trivia

#10: Last of the coveted ancient items list:

Penannular Brooch
"A Penannular Brooch is a pin often used by the Celtic peoples in ancient times. It is still used today in the formal wear of the Scots. A pin is tethered by a frame in much the same shape as a horse shoe. Allowed to travel but not disconnect, the pin works with the frame to fasten clothing together."


It consists of a round buckle-like frame and a pin and it is worn like this:

Labels: jewelry, trivia

Top 10 Accessories I'd lust as - A Medieval Knight

Inspired by Old World/Renaissance jewelry designs of late, I couldnt help referring to what we see nowadays in the epic war movies adopted from novels... which of course led me to this article

1. LOTR High Elven War Helm
2. LOTR High Elven War Shield

• 3. Chainmail Armour

(basically love the renaissance flavoured elven designs)

Oh yes, the mythical weapons...

Main
5. Anathros Sword of Earth
6. Mithrodin Sword

















7. Valermos Sword of Fire

8. Viking Axe (nifty weapon to throw - look at the details of this one)








9. World of Warcraft Elven Warrior Sword













Last of all... I'll introduce a real fashion accessory that would be worthy of reintroduction into the mainstream. Originated from medieval times of course!

Sorry this build seems a little too machismo for good.
Why don't you girls tell me what kinda medieval inspired accessories or jewelry you'd want to be outfitted? =)


Sources:
http://www.jelldragon.com/site_map.htm
http://www.replicadungeon.com/movie-swords-lord-of-the-ring-swords.html

Labels: trivia

The 3 'wickedest' accessories that impress me right at the start of this year.

Would you be willing to to pay for the price tags for these?
Guess guess. Let us know.

Vote and view the results! (You can select more than one, or all)

#1: Knuckle Buster $89USD


2) Pursuader Leather Bag $299USD


3) Tinkerbell $199USD

Labels: bags, trivia

A reminder of our obsession with breasts.

Alright I'm kidding.
But remember these? They were a breakthrough neckwarmer scarves, that had air in them,
and keeps you warm effectively. Just a trivia.

Labels: fashion police, trivia

They have beaten the world to it again.
And yes, like the super low-slung jeans, its a head-turner.

This time, its the transparent skirt.






















kinky or juz plain disgusting?



























































Okie, before you make anymore ravings, we'd like to clarify with you:
These skirts are not transparent. They are PRINTS

Yeah darn well positioned prints, they look soo aligned.
This trend (or do you call it?) was some years ago. Came by it while I was surfing

Talk about exhbitionist streak...

More delicious fashion news soon.
Out.

Jem

Labels: fashion police, trivia

Think you're sexy and oh-too-hot?

Maybe the next generations of sexy jeans is what you're looking for.
Would you wear this?


The Japanese have beaten us to the meaning of low-slung denims.

Called the Bikini-pants Jeans, the pair of denims act both as underwear and jeans. Redefining isn't it? It was designed by a Japanese company SANNA's BRAZIL FASHION and retails for US$80.00.

Some guys think these are hot. (obviously we know why).

Now the problem is... Would you ever wear these?
Yes or no? Let us know. You can find these amazing jeans (or whatever you call it) here

Return us the favour and send us a pic if you do wear these k? We'd love to see it =)

Tell us your views!

Survey Polls - Take Our Poll

More pictures


Some say sex appeal is to tease and leave room for imagination. Others just want to flaunt it.
What do you say?

All images from www.sannas-shop.com & www.wayodd.com

Labels: fashion police, trivia